A       B       Bm      C#      C#m     D       Em      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||||    ||||    OOO|    OO||    ||||    ||||   
 O|||    ||OO    |OOO    ||||    ||||    OOO|    |||O   
 ||||    |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|   
 ||||    O|||    O|||    |||O    |||O    ||||    |O||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F#7     G       G#m     
<====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    ||||    O|||   
 ||O|    |O|O    |||O   
 O|||    ||O|    |O||   
 |O|O    ||||    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
             B     G#m B
This was a triumph
    G#m           B
I'm making a note here
G#m           B G#m
"huge success"

     C#m              F#7
It's hard to overstate my satis-
B      G#m B
-faction

G#m         B     G#m B
Aperture Science
   G#m             B       G#m      B G#m
we do what we must because we can

C#m              F#7
For the good of all of us
           G
except the ones who are dead


[chorus]
            D        A           G       D
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
         D       A               G         D
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
        Em           A            D      A/C#  Bm
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
        G           F#7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
B G#m
B G#m
B G#m
B G#m


[verse]
             B    G#m  B
I'm not even angry
G#m          B      G#m      B   G#m
I'm being so sincere right now

C#m              F#7
Even though you broke my heart and
     B   G#m B
killed me

    G#m           B   G#m B
And tore me to pieces
    G#m               B   G#m      B  G#m
And threw every piece into a fire

C#m                 F#7
As they burned, it hurt because
         G
I was so happy for you


[chorus]
          D         A           G        D
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
          D      A             G         D
And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time
       G         A                D       A/C#       Bm
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
        G           F#7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
B G#m
B G#m
B G#m
B G#m


[verse]
(quieter)
             B       G#m  B
Go ahead and leave me
  G#m            B      G#m      B   G#m
I think I prefer to stay inside

C#m                F#7
Maybe you'll find someone else
       B   G#m B
to help you

G#m           B   G#m B
Maybe Black Mesa?
G#m              B     G#m            B  G#m
That was a joke - haha - fat chance!

C#m           F#7
Anyway, this cake is great
          G
it's so delicious and moist


[chorus]
        D         A                    G         D
Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
  D        A                  G           D
I look out there; it makes me glad I'm not you
       G         A                D       A/C#   Bm
I've experiments to run; there is research to be done
       G          F#7            B
on the people who are still alive


[outro]
G#m      B           G#m           B
And believe me, I am still alive!
G#m        B             G#m            B
I'm doing science and I'm still alive!
G#m        B             G#m           B
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive!
G#m              B           G#m            B
And when you're dying I'll be still alive!
G#m              B            G#m           B
And when you're dead I will be still alive
G#m         B
Still alive
G#m        (B)
Still alive